|me:||I can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap|
|her:||my parents aren't home|
|me:||he is ASLEEP|
give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you for giving it to me. as long as it’s not something like uncoolbutt mcboringface i will love it. and you. especially you
(via high-im-bailee)@1 day ago with 165252 notes
If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.
(via leguy94)@22 hours ago with 13612 notes